Pacific Banana 1981
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Aussie softcore with the late lovely Luan Peters
Published by pawnstir
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Good day to you. Let me introduce myself. I'm the fairy godfather of the hero, poor boy, of this little tale.
I'm afraid I can't show myself. No one believes in fairies these days. Not my type, anyway.
But I'm digressing. Our hero has a problem. I try to help, but do you think he listens? Not a bit of it.
I must be quiet or he'll banish me. Here he is.
I've, uh... I've got a problem.
It's a bit embarrassing, really. For all I know, I might be the only person in history with such a problem.
It all started with Lady Blandings.
Arrogant young pup. Of course other people have his problem. He's not unique.
Hello there.
Hello, Lady Blandings. Are you enjoying the flight?
No. I'm bored back here all by myself. I thought I'd come and look at your joystick.
Careful, lad. I haven't got one.
Oh, you poor thing. They can do wonders in Sweden, you know.
Uh, I'm on automatic pilot, actually.
Oh. Then what are you doing with your hands?
Careful. Nothing.
That's torn it. There's no hope for you.
Look, I could lose my job, you know.
Don't worry. I've got the perfect opening for you.
Like waving your arm in a warm room. I'll be damned.
I... Martin! A voracious female is worse than a rampant bull. You mark my words.
Listen to me lad, get out while you can.
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